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You BASTARDS!

i CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE!!!
The email links were off, and the new member verification was off since the last upgrade and no one told me!

that's 12 demerits each.

:P
Leanne on Apr. 4 2007 edit · delete
Well that explains why nobody was answering my emails... no wait, I sent them before the upgrade... so it's just that nobody wants to talk to me. 

Again.

Sigh.
Anstey on Apr. 4 2007 edit · delete
I want to talk to you.

but secretly in private.

with nougat.


  • stephan

Leanne on Apr. 4 2007 edit · delete
Throw in some honey and the deal is sealed.

And bring Keats.
Anstey on Apr. 5 2007 edit · delete
Secret secret..we got a secret.


  • stephan

EmilyRose on Apr. 5 2007 edit · delete
I want to talk to you. Hell, I thought I have been talking to myself.

Spock, I think there is intelligent life out here!
Anstey on Apr. 5 2007 edit · delete
" Spock, I think there is intelligent life out here! "



No. Sorry, that was a blip in the sensors.

It's just... vast

empty

space.

(shatneresque pauses added free of charge!)


  • stephan

Shannon McEwen on Apr. 14 2007 edit · delete
Leanne:

Hey girl I responded to your email!


Life is what happens while you wait for great things.
Shannon McEwen on Apr. 14 2007 edit · delete
Leanne:

Hey girl I responded to your email!


Life is what happens while you wait for great things.
EmilyRose on Apr. 14 2007 edit · delete
Scotty, what the hell is going on in that engine room? Give us full power. Uhura!? Get communications back on line now. And someone beam me out of here. There's some hairy, monkey beast and my phaser is stuck on stun!
Anstey on Apr. 15 2007 edit · delete
" Scotty, what the hell is going on in that engine room? Give us full power. Uhura!? Get communications back on line now. And someone beam me out of here. There's some hairy, monkey beast and my phaser is stuck on stun! "


You are a very funny girl.

bend over, i'l spank you.


  • stephan


 
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